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March 07, 2008

Top 25 warning signs that your a tri junkie

Source: Wikipedia

You will enjoy this as we get geared up for this year's training.

  1. You wear swim trunks instead of boxers.
  2. You've gotten callouses places you didn't think you could get them
  3. You erase the word "over train" from your vocabulary.
  4. You pass on sex the night before your brick
  5. You'll spend  $120 for new tires for your bike but the tires on your vehicle are bald.
  6. Your mailman got a hernia from delivering all of your running and biking magazines and catalogs.
  7. All your favorites on your computer have something to do with tri's.
  8. You plan all family vacations around races.
  9. You keep looking on the website in hopes of signing up for the race even though it's been closed for months.
  10. Your arms look like you’re a junkie and it’s from IV needles, not drugs.
  11. Your entire non work wardrobe is race t- shirts.
  12. You can't wait to go on a business trip, so you can exercise 3 times a day without family interruptions and obligations
  13. You have a permanent circular tattoo of rash/pimple/chafing around your chest from wearing your heart rate monitor too often
  14. You wear your heart rate monitor watch with your suit and tie.
  15. You actually enjoy the taste of Perpetuem
  16. The first thing your non Ironman friends ask you is when is your next race
  17. You have so more pairs of (running) shoes that Imelda Marcos
  18. You time your daily activities (meetings, dates, meals, etc.) around times that the pool is open...
  19. When you are driving around with the family in the car and you see someone else running, biking or swimming, you are jealous...
  20. You have mastered the art of peeing discreetly while biking

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